tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36840063.post8707421855802958173..comments2024-03-27T22:57:00.742+00:00Comments on Hyperlipid: Insulin makes you hungry (1)Peterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14527788116058656094noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36840063.post-30046661859181777632018-07-24T18:31:32.473+00:002018-07-24T18:31:32.473+00:00@bill
I guess it should have been.@bill<br /><br />I guess it should have been.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14062233226355606828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36840063.post-63542713292873154672018-07-24T18:12:53.406+00:002018-07-24T18:12:53.406+00:00"... introductory lecture about the Food Rewa..."... introductory lecture about the Food Reward Hypothesis ..."<br />Isn't it the Food Reward Axiom?billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18264638097921685586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36840063.post-21869579281072193322018-07-24T17:57:34.767+00:002018-07-24T17:57:34.767+00:00*A sharp beep indicating that AI has started recor...*A sharp beep indicating that AI has started recording<br />Mr. Slobodan's personal log for March 17th 2071(Tuesday), primary teacher at Newton Centre elementary school, Massachusetts.<br /><br />Finally the new government initiative to help size-unfortunate kids is starting in our school too. I have just been informed by a colleague that it will be applied to all our kids regardless of their weigh or age.<br />The miracle of modern science "DBII" stands for Direct Brain Insulin Injection will induce satiety in the kids brains, additionally the amount of snacking and random eating at night will decrease dramatically. <br />The projections they have shown us indicate that in just 5 years we will cut the need for hover seats for the over 200 pound kids by half.<br /><br />This morning I will have the kids park in a triangle shape with their hover seats and we will join our hands in a pyramid shape over our foreheads and say thanks to FDA for saving us.<br /> Then I will give a small introductory lecture about the Food Reward Hypothesis to my 5th graders and the 6th graders will start learning about the tragic history of our species and the horrors of animal products whose victims they are today. <br /><br />The epigenetic changes caused by animal flesh consumption in the 20th and early 21st century permanently damaged our mitochondria and are the reason for today’s epidemic of size-unfortunate kids.<br /><br />We can only be thankful to the grain industry for providing the majority funding to the pharmaceutical companies in search of a cure.<br />Questions were asked about why Insulin can’t just be added to drinking water like statins but I am not knowledgeable enough to answer that.<br />Anyways, here come the kids, may the pyramid guide us, end log.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14062233226355606828noreply@blogger.com