What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?

I would just like to paraphrase that relevant line from Futurama:

What's the secret of Eternal Youth doing on a grapeskin? It was bound to be somewhere..........

Resveratrol. Gift of plants. Oh oh, wrong again!

Many thanks to Blogblog for the link to that hysterical abstract, I just love it. If anyone thinks that resveratrol is the answer to the French Paradox, or that there even is a French Paradox, or that plants will gift us eternal youth, then you're in the wrong place on the net I'm afraid, just hit the back button!

Peter

My penance for cribbing 7.9 seconds from the Futurama movie: "Buy it, buyyyyyyy it......."