Read and cry.
Cure for C sections!
Perhaps a little less sugar might be a better approach!
I found this while searching for a snippet from Radio 4's Today Program announcing the recommendation from field leaders in the USA that children should start taking stains at 8 years of age, on the off chance it might eliminate all illness for ever. Happy happy happy I don't think. Couldn't find it on R4, but it'll surface soon in other places I guess.
Edit: You've all read Chris's post here? Never mind which end of life, you have a statin deficiency.